Letters from Santa DAY 7 PGAPappas 12 Days of Christmas Golf Giveaway: New Bushnell Golf ION Elite GPS Watch

Did you know Santa was a Golden Glove champion?  Lived quite the life it seems.  He had a fantastic idea recently born out of a kind of need to keep pace with the changing world.  And I'm all on board.

Santa wants to give one of you the new Bushnell Golf ION Elite GPS Watch.  He was impressed with what he saw when I was using mine this year.  And he's even incorporated ION Elite into his Christmas Eve flight around the world.  I'll let Santa tell you about it.  What I can tell you is you can choose either white or black, and it's going to be one of the best GPS golf watches you've ever used.

First, here's Santa's actual letter to me.

As Santa said, the Bushnell Golf ION Elite GPS Watch really does it all.  It's preloaded with almost 40,000 courses world wide with easy to read front/back/center distances.

 

ION Elite also has a slope function so you can be as precise as possible in your calculations and club selections.  Hole View lets you see the layout of the entire hole you're playing.  And Shot Planning allows you to get precise distances to any point on the hole.  Pretty damn useful.

 

The ION Elite Green View lets you see the shape of the green and even adjust pin locations.  A Dynamic Green Mapping let's you see front and back distances based on your line of play.  And of course the new Bushnell Golf Mobile App gives you additional information and date to help further improve your game.

 

Remember you always have three different ways to win the daily gifts in my giveaway this year.  On X/Twitter just repost my giveaway announcement and follow all; on Instagram repost or mention in your story, like, and follow all; and here on my blog leave a comment in the section below in the daily review/giveaway, Jingle Bam, Letters from Santa, Jingle Bam Bigger, and Flash Kringle Gonna Kringle articles.

These gifts are great prizes of course, but also some of the best equipment and gear in their class that I played and reviewed this season.  And I hope these mini reviews and recaps give you an idea of why I rate them so highly.

Merry Christmas all, and here's Santa's letter to me again.  Not gonna lie, makes me optimistic as a Browns fan he's on board the Joe Flacco train.

My man Pete!  Glad to see you took some time to have dinner with your blushing bride last night.  But were you really going to dive into that 25 foot Christmas tree?  Your clowning around is absurdly legendary up here at The Pole.  And I dig that about you!  But what’s up with that Robocop leg brace?  No one wants to see you in the Emergency Room.  And I’m never giving you strokes.  Reminded me of that year all the elves went up to retrieve decorations from the attic and wound up crashing through the ceiling.  All dangling upside down by the Christmas light strings.  We don’t talk about it anymore.  But still not as bad as the Indoor Sledding Pileup of 1225.  Uncanny coincidence.

I saw you wearing that new Bushnell Golf ION Elite GPS Watch this year.  Front/Center/Back, Slope Feature, Hole View, Shot Planning, Green View with Movable Pin Placement.  Some impressive technology there.  ION Elite has it all.  You know I upgrade my suit every chance I can, a highly module suit really not many know about.  Have my own J.A.R.V.I.S up here, like Iron Man.  Named mine D.I.S.C.O. (DIscreet Santa Charge Optimization).  World’s always changing and have to adapt.  So we tweaked ION Elite into my suit for optimal navigation on a Christmas Eve for test run around the world.

And for the most part worked perfectly.  Never been more efficient picking up and sliding down chimneys.  Faster than Barry Allen no lie.  Felt like a strapping young man again.  Did I ever tell you I was North Pole Golden Glove Champion for 10 consecutive years?  Quicker fists than Iron Mike.  Anyway.  Even ION Elite even picked out Burgmeister Meisterburger and the Abominable Snow Monster hiding in dark areas waiting to sabotage my sleigh.  Problem is the reindeer still have minds of their own.  Dasher inevitably leads the team off course every year.  Never outgrew chasing snowflakes as a baby calf.  Still adorable but not very efficient.

That’s when D.I.S.C.O recommended we replace some of the reindeer bells with ION Elite GPS watches.  And wouldn’t you Ho Ho Know know it?  They loved em.  We made record freaking time on our last test run around the world.  So I’m thinking let’s give someone a Bushnell ION Elite GPS watch.  Let em choose black or white colors.  If ION Elite is good enough for Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph, I know it’ll be good enough to navigate the Carnousties, Pine Valleys, and Oakmonts of the world.

And hey good luck to your Browns tomorrow.  Are you going to the game?  Big fan of that Joe Flacco fella.  Got that Father Time vibe about him and you know I’ve learned a few tricks from F.T. over the years.

Talk tomorrow,

SC